My I-D-E-A-L first date

I always describe as…

We start with him picking me up in his private helicopter or jet.. I'm not picky of course... then he takes me to his private island - we have some brunch, yes I like early dates, I want to spend the whole day together - I'm needy like that.

We then take his yacht back to the land and while we are going back we are fucking so hardcore that we start a mini tsunami in the water – it is verified, he is circumcised.

We come back to the shore... he takes me to the most expensive strip on the boulevard.. to buy me Gucci Chanel Louis Vuitton some YSL, you know the goods..
I get a minimum of 10 shopping bags.. he carries them of course.. only gentlemen for me.
A horse carriage picks us up - to take us to the hotel which he part owns with one of his best friends, his name is Mr. Trump, you may have heard of him.

So he takes me into his hotel ...

Mr. Trump is there

asking him how he’s doing, perhaps he would like to come down later to have a cigar with him?? but he says no; that he met this amazing girl Anna and he’s gona need the penthouse for the night. Donald hesitates but then agrees he’s never seen such a beauty! She must be pampered!

We go upstairs, the bell boy opens the door for us and on the huuuuuge bed in the suite there are at least a dozen tiffany jewelry boxes, each individually wrapped. He tells me to open them later because he will now conquer me on this bed .. made up in the finest silk sheets made from albino caterpillars that autistic African children captured while they were on their daily journey looking for some water.

I orgasm around half a dozen times – he is that good! We cuddle for the right amount of time until he realizes I need my beauty sleep and stands up to go sleep in the room beside me so I don’t have to listen to him tossing around in the middle of his sleep.

Morning time comes... I wake up to the scent of fresh coffee that he brewed himself, without the help of the hotel staff – and freshly squeezed orange juice which he made from the oranges that he grows on his 100 acre farm .

Anyway .. second day counts as a second date.. so I'm not gona be detailed about that one.